I MAY be feeling better today.

I won’t dare to state that as a fact because I’ve done that before and it turned out to be one giant JOKE two minutes later.

I had some awesome sharp pains shooing up my abdominal area as I ran today.

That was Awesome.

I was breathing like an obese 90 year old.

That was fun.

It was so frekin hot I was sweating my BALLS off.

Oh wait.  I forgot I don’t have balls.  People who have balls never have to go through this bullshit pregnancy fucking crap.

Right.

I can’t believe I’m still running like a fucking moron.  I swear these can be the early signs of borderline insanity.

If I don’t feel better in the next few days i’m jumping off a bridge.